🌿 About Me

Hey there — I’m Audra, an American–Dutch writer, yoga teacher, and social media deinfluencer based in Delft, Netherlands.

I blend yoga, breathwork, and meditation with a modern, holistic approach — using astrology (not as an astrologer, but as a guide) to help others find balance and clarity in chaotic times and support positive mental health.

I know your time and attention are precious. Between the constant pings, performative mindfulness, and the black hole known as “just one more scroll,” who needs another subscription, right?

Exactly.

That’s why I’m here — to offer a different kind of content with a unique and sassy blend.

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💌 Why Subscribe?

Because I’m not here to sell you enlightenment.

I’m here to help you remember you already have it — buried under 47 browser tabs. Here’s what you’ll get when you hang out in my corner of the internet:

🌐 The Social Experiment

An ongoing, interactive learnoir (yes, it’s made that up) where we unpack the unholy alliance between social media and our mental health. It’s part memoir, part group therapy, part online revolution.

đŸ§˜â€â™€ïžLiving Your Yoga

Forget Instagram-perfect poses. We talk about the messy, real stuff — boundaries, burnout, relationships, and why “letting go” sometimes is so hard.

🔼 Cosmic Reports

Astrology with a political backbone and poetic bite. I decode planetary transits like they’re celestial news bulletins — with the occasional roast of late-stage capitalism. (You’ve been warned.)

🎟 Early Bird Access

Be the first to snag invites, collaborations, workshops, and little gifts from me — because community care = influencer culture.

You can also book a Discovery call if you’d like to discuss working together. Or visit my website to learn more.

I also publish a FREE newsletter, where I cover more personal offerings and live events.

So yeah đŸ„ł this is your permission slip to slow down, breathe deeper, and reclaim your space in a world that profits from your distraction. Together, we’re building something more intentional — a softer, sassier revolution, one conscious click at a time. 🌙

Oh and hey, have you downloaded the app? That’s helpful and it’s here👇

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Happy to receive you here!


Namaste xx
Audra White
Mom, Writer, Yoga Teacher, Astrology Nerd, Earth-Worshipping Animal Lover
Holistic Yoga & Astrology for Busy Humans 
Photo credit: Helpful Hope Byrd

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Mom, writer, yoga teacher, astrology nerd & Earth-worshipping animal lover. Currently publishing a collaborative 'Learnoir' engaging with others wishing to reform social media by creating healthier digital habits.