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Cosmic Report: Fuck it, let's see what the Astrology has to say

🐏 In like a Ram, out like a Lion 🦁
Spring is poppin’ in Brussels!

Hey Gang 👋 How’s your March going?

I’ve been in a quiet time-out since Friday after watching the show down in the Oval Office. Afraid to say what I really wanna say, afraid to damage my brand as a yoga teacher for sharing my beliefs of sustainable human rights.

At the moment, Europeans are preparing for war against what looks to be a USA-Russian alliance and times are a bit tense over on this side of the pond, cause, ya know… these current geo-political themes are all still fresh for those that live on European soil. Folks here understand and remember what ‘boots on ground’ means and looks like in reality. American Exceptionalism is NOT the norm the rest of the world wants to follow, and given the resistance efforts from other world leaders that are credentialed to handle an actual war, we all wait in anticipation for what is to follow next.

Meanwhile, I posted my updated Q1 2025 newsletter! Showcasing my services in yoga and offering a fresh perspective from multi-national guests. Check it out!

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Ditch Your Indoor Voice this week as Mercury in Aries is Here to Shake Things Up 🔥

Mercury roars into Aries this week, leaving pleasantries at the door. This is not the time for tiptoeing around the truth—cut to the chase and use your communication tools to stir up some good trouble.

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This is a loaded month astrologically, and courageous thinkers will help you navigate it with more ease. When you lean into the productive heart of conflict—rather than resisting it—you tap into your power to create real change. But if you find yourself a little too fiery, take responsibility and dial down the heat. A spoonful of sugar might be all you need to help those SHOUTY all-caps messages go down.

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Neptune in Aries: Echoes of the Past & The Shifting American Landscape 🫶

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it certainly rhymes—and few astrological transits illustrate this better than Neptune’s return to Aries on March 30, 2025. This marks its first entry into this fiery sign in over 150 years. The last time Neptune crossed this threshold, the United States was plunging into the Civil War (April 12, 1861 – 1865), a defining moment of national reckoning.

Now, as Neptune prepares to shift into Aries once again, the U.S. stands at another crossroads—polarised, ideologically fractured, and teetering on the edge of sweeping transformation. The echoes of 1861 are unmistakable, making this transit one to watch as the country grapples with its next chapter.

Just (s)trollin’ on Robert Reich’s social media 😃 My love for this man will never die! 🥰

The Firebrand of Ideological Battles 🏛️⚔️

Neptune, the planet of dreams, illusions, idealism, and mass consciousness, takes about 165 years to complete its orbit. Whenever it enters Aries—the sign of war, leadership, and raw initiative—it fuels idealistic movements but also righteous conflict.

During the U.S. Civil War, Neptune in Aries blurred the line between divine conviction and dangerous fanaticism, as both sides saw their cause as morally justified. It was an era of crusades, martyrdom, and radical social upheaval—themes that feel eerily relevant today, given the rise of extremist ideologies, deepening political polarisation, and civil unrest.

Where Are We Headed? The Neptune in Aries Influence 🔮

While we may not be staring down another literal Civil War, the energetic battle is already raging in the trenches of social media comment sections. Neptune in Aries will amplify ideological clashes and ignite movements that will define the coming years.

This transit calls for courageous leadership, decisive action, and a fight for truth amidst deception. However, its shadow side warns of fanaticism, mass delusions, and conflicts rooted in blurred realities. The next decade will test America’s national identity in ways we haven’t seen since the 1860s.

Will we forge a new path through innovation and resilience, or will we spiral into deeper division and chaos?

History suggests that whatever unfolds won’t happen quietly. And as Neptune moves into Aries, the fight for the soul of America is only just beginning.

Other World Events During the 1860s 🌍

Neptune in Aries doesn’t just affect the U.S.—similar patterns have played out globally. Here are some major world events from Neptune’s last transit through Aries:

🔹 Unification of Italy (1861) – Italy became a unified kingdom under Victor Emmanuel II, with major contributions from Garibaldi and Cavour.

🔹 Austro-Prussian War (1866) – Prussia defeated Austria, leading to the formation of the North German Confederation and diminishing Austrian influence.

🔹 Austro-Hungarian Compromise (1867) – Austria and Hungary created a dual monarchy, granting Hungary autonomy.

🔹 Industrialisation & Social Change – Expansion of railroads, steel production, and urbanisation led to labor unrest and socialist movements.

🔹 British Reform Act of 1867 – Extended voting rights to more of the male working class in Britain.

🔹 Polish Uprising (1863–1864) – A failed rebellion against Russian rule led to harsh crackdowns by Tsar Alexander II.

🔹 Paris Exposition of 1867 – A world fair hosted by France, showcasing industrial advancements and cultural achievements.

Mercury Retrograde: Expect Communication Twists & Turns 💬

Mercury, the planet governing communication and intellect, enters Aries on March 3, 2025. This transit brings bold, direct, and assertive communication styles—think fast decisions, unfiltered thoughts, and sharp words.

However, on March 15th, right after the first total Lunar Eclipse of the year—a full Blood Moon—Mercury stations retrograde. This period is notorious for miscommunications, tech glitches, and a need for reflection.

🌔 March 29th (Partial Solar Eclipse) – Mercury retrogrades back into Pisces, shifting communication toward intuition and emotional expression.

♈️ April 16th to May 10th – Mercury moves forward into Aries again, reigniting direct and assertive speech.

Expect fluctuating communication styles—between aggressive assertiveness and deep introspection. During this time, double-check messages, be mindful of misunderstandings, and avoid impulsive reactions.

Venus Retrograde in Aries: Lessons in Love & Values 💔💸

From March 1st to March 27th, Venus—the planet of love and finances—retrogrades in Aries. This period encourages deep introspection regarding relationships, self-worth, and personal values.

The last time Venus retrograded in Aries was March 4 – April 15, 2017. Reflect on this period in your life.

Some key events during the 2017 Venus retrograde:

🔸 Brexit Process (March 29, 2017) – The UK formally triggered Article 50, reshaping political and economic relationships.

🔸 Syrian Conflict & U.S. Response (April 7, 2017) – U.S. launched missile strikes following a chemical attack in Syria, escalating international tensions.

🔹 What challenges and wins did you experience in love, finances, or self-worth?

🔹 What global events shaped the collective consciousness?

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In solidarity and resistance! xx
Audra

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